Chaos Pavanred’s Blog ….. Exponential Eroor

SAFEST WAY TO COMMIT SUICIDE

Slitting your wrist!!! Ridiculous.
WARNING****People with a weak heart or people who are over sensitive please don't read further*****

I mean if anyone wants to seriously end their life then slitting their wrist, I would say is the lamest method of committing suicide.

I mean let me explain a few technicalities on slitting the wrist.
When anyone slits their wrist, then that means that the person is going to die but only after a whole world of waiting. Death can come only if, after slitting the wrist, the person has to lay jobless until enough bleeding occurs. Yes, death in this method is caused due to excessive loss of blood.

In my opinion, this is the slowest and safest method of committing suicide. This just gives that enough buffer time for the person to perhaps review his/her decision after even taking "The Final Step"(slitting).

Something like, some one slits their wrist and then while waiting for the blood to drain out, might just think otherwise and can save themselves by calling emergency on their own.
This method is perhaps the safest because, even if someone locks themselves up in some room, takes "The Final Step"(slitting), then there is enough time for others to break open, hospitalize and save.

Like I said this is the safest method of committing suicide.

Err!! Did I say committing suicide, well its not, at least not slitting the wrists because there is always chance of a rollback...Ha ha.

PS: If some one really wants to commit suicide, please don’t slit your wrist; you will be saved 8 out of 10 times. Try some thing with a better hit-rate. There are so many other methods. (Yeah this is unless of course you want to commit suicide but live long.)